Key & Peele: What About “Non-Stop,” Though?

Liam Neeson is most definitely my shit and this newest installment of the Key & Peele Liam Neeson Series is the greatest piece of cross-promotion in the history of the internet. Enjoy!

 

Key & Peele: What About “Non-Stop,” Though?:

 
 

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Unnecessary Epilogues: Die Hard

Shawn Pearlman‘s Unnecessary Epilogues – “Die Hard” might be the funniest piece of film nerd comedy ever. It most certainly made me laugh uncontrollably for an uncomfortable amount of time. Enjoy!

 

Unnecessary Epilogues – “Die Hard”:

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Marmaduke Explained

Marmaduke Explained is, by far, my most favorite web comic on the internetz. It’s dry. It’s sarcastic. It’s absurd. It’s unassumingly brilliant. It’s nothing less than a physical manifestation of my inner soul on the internet.

 

Here’s the latest strip: 
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Joe Mathlete’s Explanation:

Marmaduke is trying to eat his pathetically naive owner-girl’s lunch.

Click here for more Marmaduke Explained genius.

The Rover: Trailer

If you’ve known me for any length of time than you’re probably aware of my deep love for the Australian film Animal Kingdom. So, it should come as know surprise to you that the release trailer for writer/director David Michôd’s long-awaited follow-up, The Rover, has me burst with giddy gritty cinema excitement. The film is based on a story by Michôd and Joel Edgerton and stars Guy Pearce, Robert Pattinson, Scoot McNairy, Susan Prior, Gillian Jones, Anthony Hayes, and David Field.

 

THE ROVER – OFFICIAL Teaser Trailer HD:

10 years following the collapse of society, a man will go to any lengths to take back the one thing that still matters to him.

 
 

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RoboCop: The Making Of Detroit’s Bronze RoboCop Statue

Check out this video from PishPosh.tv documenting the creation of Detroit‘s  10-foot bronze RoboCop statue. Enjoy!

 

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DP/30: American Hustle – David O. Russell

David O. Russell discusses his 7th feature film, Golden Globe winner for best picture musical or comedy and SAG Awards winner for outstanding performance by a cast in a motion picture, American Hustle, with DP/30. Enjoy!

 

DP/30: David O. Russell does American Hustle:

 
 
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The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator Movie Plot of The Week: Shadows On The Decision

Mondays suck and so do Steven Seagal movies, but The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generated Movies don’t. So, prepare to cancel out this week’s terrible Monday with this week’s movie from The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator, Shadows on the Decision. Enjoy.

 

The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator Movie Plot of The Day – Shadows on the Decision:
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Your Random Steven Seagal Movie:
Shadows on the Decision

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Erika Eleniak and Gary Busey

Plot Summary:

Steven Seagal is a former CIA operative who needs to stop a Jamaican drug lord (played by Gary Busey) from dumping toxic waste in the Kentucky hills.

Seagal is joined by a computer programmer (played by Erika Eleniak). With the odds against them, can they prevent Gary Busey from killing them all?

 

 

Sherlock Season 3: Mini Episode Prequel – Many Happy Returns

For those Americans who just can’t make it till Sunday evening to get their Sherlock fix, check out Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat‘s Sherlock mini-episode which bridges the gap from season two’s finale to season three’s premiere. Enjoy!

 

Sherlock Mini-Episode: Many Happy Returns – Sherlock Series 3 Prequel – BBC One:

Sherlock has been gone for two years. But someone isn’t quite convinced that he’s dead…

 
 
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Short Film Saturdays: Woodland

the director’s cut of the short film for The New York Times T Magazine titled, Woodland. The film explores the Hollywood history of Woodland, the home of the legendary Robert Evans, producer of such films as The Godfather, Rosemary’s Baby and Chinatown to name but a few. Enjoy!

 

“Woodland” w/Robert Evans — Film by Dir. Robert Ascroft ++DIRECTOR’S CUT++:

Director: Robert Ascroft (www.robertascroft.com)
Producer: Robert Ascroft
Director of Photography: Michael Dwyer
Editor: Robert Uncles
2nd Unit Director: Brian Poillon
Visual Effects: Kash Macabre
Best Boy: Ryan Costa
Gaffer: Gordon Freeman
Music: Jonathan Geer & Chopin

 
 

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WES: A Compilation Of Wes Anderson’s Slow Motion Shots

I can forgive just about any movie if it has artfully crafted slow motion in it. So, it may come as no surprise that the parts in Wes Anderson films that always get me are the slow motion shots. No matter what I think of each individual film, they always make a bit misty-eyed. In honor of my cinematic emotional vulnerability check out Alejandro Prullansky‘s compilation of Wes Anderson‘s slow motion shots. Enjoy!

 

WES:
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