Mondays suck and so do Steven Seagal movies, but The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generated Movies don’t. So, prepare to cancel out this week’s terrible Monday with this week’s movie from The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator, Half Past Death. Enjoy.
The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator Movie Plot of The Week – Half Past Death:
Your Random Steven Seagal Movie:
Half Past Death
Steven Seagal, Byron Mann and Dennis Hopper
Steven Seagal is a DEA Agent who needs to stop an arabian terrorist (played by Dennis Hopper) from selling off young women into slavery .
Seagal is joined by a DEA Agent (played by Byron Mann ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Dennis Hopper from blowing up a church full of innocent parishoners ?