Mondays suck and so do Steven Seagal movies, but The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generated Movies don’t. So, prepare to cancel out this week’s terrible Monday with this week’s movie from The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator, Half Past Law. Enjoy.
The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator Movie Plot of The Day – Half Past Law:
Your Random Steven Seagal Movie:
Half Past Law
Steven Seagal, Shawn Lawrence and Dennis Hopper
Steven Seagal is a renegade cop who needs to stop an evil business tycoon (played by Dennis Hopper) from kidnapping Seagal’s daughter .
Seagal is joined by a completely random person (played by Shawn Lawrence ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Dennis Hopper from blowing up a church full of innocent parishoners?