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Your Random Steven Seagal Movie:
Steven Seagal, Frederick Coffin and Dennis Hopper
Steven Seagal is a savior of the Eskimos who needs to stop a Jamaican drug lord (played by Dennis Hopper) from taking down New York cops, one by one .
Seagal is joined by a Monk (played by Frederick Coffin ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Dennis Hopper from taking over a top secret nuclear sattelite?