Marmaduke Explained is, by far, my most favorite web comic on the internetz. It’s dry. It’s sarcastic. It’s absurd. It’s unassumingly brilliant. It’s nothing less than a physical manifestation of my inner soul on the internet.
Here’s the latest strip:
Joe Mathlete’s Explanation: Marmaduke is approaching lone surviving Peanuts character Peppermint Patty, who is eating an ice cream cone. Marmaduke’s owner-girl cautions Peppermint Patty that Marmaduke plans to taste and/or eat her ice cream cone, and will do so very suddenly and without notice. Owner-Girl presents her warning via the coining of an awkward, kind of gross idiom that will almost certainly fail to enter into the popular lexicon.
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