Mondays suck and so do Steven Seagal movies, but The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generated Movies don’t. So, prepare to cancel out this week’s terrible Monday with this week’s movie from The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator, Exit Kill. Enjoy.
The Steven Seagal Movie Plot Generator Movie Plot of The Day – Exit Kill:
Your Random Steven Seagal Movie:
Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut and William Forsythe
Steven Seagal is a retired Navy Seal Ninja Chef who needs to stop a crooked cop (played by William Forsythe ) from selling drugs to kids .
Seagal is joined by a completely random person (played by Morris Chestnut ). With the odds against them, can they prevent William Forsythe from blowing up a church full of innocent parishoners?