It’s no secret to those who know me, that I didn’t really much care for the film The Avengers. So, it gives me great pleasure (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more!) to say to all the ladies out there that I guarantee 143 minutes spent entertaining yourself with these proposed Avenger-themed adult toys, created by Balazs Sarmai on Tumblr, would be exponentially more pleasurable than sitting through that run time for The Avengers. Thank you Sarmai for the laughs and for the perfect comedic weapon of vengence against Marvel‘s Avengers for us hardcore DC/Batman/Superman fanboys. Enjoy!
The Avengers: The Sex Toys: