Some trailers are badass. Some trailers are badassly bad. This is one of them. This week, in the spirit of such pioneering shark disaster films as Sharktopus and Sharknado, I bring you, dear viewers, the trailer for Avalanche Sharks. That’s right, a movie about a shark. . . attacking people in an avalanche. . . Enjoy?
Spring break in the mountains: snowboarding, beer, drunken co-eds in bikinis. As the yearly Bikini Ski Day party descends on a small mountain town, something lurks beneath the snow. When an unwitting rider causes an avalanche, it awakens a huge, menacing, prehistoric Snow Shark! With a newfound taste for human flesh, the Snow Shark picks off the snow bunnies mercilessly. Cut off from help by mountainous terrain and blinding snow, the local sheriff must make an unlikely alliance with a motley crew of snowboarders to take down the Snow Shark before the white hills run red with blood!