Marmaduke Explained is, by far, my most favorite web comic on the internetz. It’s dry. It’s sarcastic. It’s absurd. It’s unassumingly brilliant. It’s nothing less than a physical manifestation of my inner soul on the internet.
Marmaduke attempts to trade his owner-girl his dog biscuit for her cookie, but she isn’t having any of it, even though Marmaduke could probably just take the cookie if he wanted to and eat her for good measure (since, as today’s strip clearly demonstrates by giving us a close-up of Marmaduke and girl next to each other, he is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HUMONGOUS).
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